Originally posted to Adult BackWash, my weekly column was Bait and Switch: Friday July 12, 2002
I have a fantasy... my man is my personal body servant. Part valet and part love slave. Each morning he would assist me with all the routine of getting shaved, washed, dressed and out the door. In the evening he would pick me up from where ever I was and ask if I wanted to go out for dinner or have him cook at home. Sometimes I would cook, but there is something pretty sexy about a man who can put together something hot, tasty and gourmet.
After dinner he becomes my entertainment. If I want to play, we play. If I just want to have coffee and relax he is casual, maybe a little conversation and some massaging of my shoulders or more. He wears what I choose and his moods always suit mine. He is never grumpy or mopey.
I think I would like to be seduced by a life sized Ken doll and I'm not really sure if I care that he is not anatomically correct. A penis just gets in the way of the really good stuff sometimes. Now, if it was detachable...