The Little Dancing Man

Traditional Kokeshi Dolls were first produced by Kijiya artisans in the Miyagi Prefecture. It is said that these dolls were originally made during the Edo period (1600-1868) to sell to visitors who came to bathe in the local hot springs.This adorable battery-powered Kokeshi Male Doll features quiet and powerful 3-speed vibrations, making it a highly desirable and satisfying waterproof spa or bath companion. The Kokeshi Dancer™ contains no latex, phthalates, lead or heavy metals.

 The little Asian dancing man. Now I kind of want one. Found online at the Stag Shop.

Very Girlie in Pink

Makes me think of pink bubblegum.

I confess... I have a mild addiction to window shopping at sex toy sites. I mostly look at vibrators and dildos. I like to see which ones really, really, really tempt me. Today I liked this one, from Eden Fantasys. It also comes in purple, if you prefer a more royal colour than pretty pink.

What do you look for in a dildo/ vibrator? One thing I usually avoid are anything that needs batteries. I don't have much luck with vibrators really. They are either too hard and unbending or they just move all the wrong ways at the wrong time. That's why I look at dildos more often. I had thought vibrators are for women and dildos were for anal sex. So I never used to look at them very much. Later, as I read more, like the information Eden Fantasys has for shoppers/ buyers, I understood a dildo was something that didn't use a battery.

I do like ridges, ribs, something to give the dildo texture. I've heard some women have little interest in penetration. I'm not that way. I like the feeling of being entered. I also like being touched a lot in all the right places - and I don't mean the pussy. It's so much better if you spend time on other areas first, letting it all build up.

I don't know how the skin of the pink bendie dildo will feel on my skin. But, I'm interested in reading about the tip of it, that's where it has the vibrations. I'd like to explore the sensation of slipping it over my nipples, the tender skin of my thighs and then my clit. Last of all I'd slip it inside of myself, very slowly.

See how nice it is to window shop, secretly, in the privacy of your own bedroom?

Thanks to Eden Fantasys for the fantasy tonight.

What if I Told You...

Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Friday September 05, 2003  

What if I told you...

I'm wearing a lace and silk nightie, standing at the open window looking out into the night.

I'm leaning back in my chair, pulling off my panties, putting them on my bed, on top of my folded up nightie.


I'm sitting here naked, teasing my nipples while I read someone's erotica.

I'm planning to go pantie and braless tomorrow at work.

I'm thinking of how I will take my underwear off at work, in the car, tomorrow.

I'm thinking of a thick, long, bumpy vibrator I saw in the adult store.

I'm writing an erotic story and it's making me...

I'm biting my lip while I give myself a really long, drawn out, delicious, shuddering orgasm.

I'm licking my fingers, one by one, sucking on the tips.

I'm tasting my own wet pussy.

I'm wearing nothing but a saucy little smile.

I'm thinking about something really naughty I read in Cosmo magazine.

I'm doing something really naughty I read about in a sex blog, tonight.

I'm typing with one hand...

It's not easy typing with one hand. Guess I'll just go to bed.

Clever Spiders

This comes from the Etsy shop, Sapling Press.

Weird Facts about Cocks

Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Saturday July 10, 2004

A few weird facts picked up from the web. Made me laugh. I won't tell which ones made me laugh the most.

Actual amout of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons


Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35 gallons

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: lean meat, oysters, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet:

Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.

Dairy products can create a foul taste.

The taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.

Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste.

Examples: mangos, oranges, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Using his Tool

Using his Tool
Originally posted to Adult BackWash, my weekly column was Bait and Switch: Saturday June 29, 2002


I have limited experience with condoms. Partly because I don't have a penis, partly because we were never successful at using them and partly because safe sex has never been a problem for me.

I did order a condom from a website, I forget which condom maker it was now. They sent a large sized condom and I had a look at it, in the package. My husband decided I shouldn't actually open the package since he wouldn't be able to use it then. I wish I had secretly opened it and had a look. He always seemed a bit too old fashioned about that stuff. Why shouldn't I have a look at something he expects me to insert into my vagina.

We never did get much use of the condoms we tried. I really do think he was using the wrong size. Why else would they always slip off so easily? But, that isn't something easy to tell a guy who is already self conscious and not all that interested in real sex anyways. I'm at the point where being masturbated by my lover is a turn off now.

But, I am single again and I expect safe sex will become something I need to know more about. Not that I'm clueless. You would have to be living as a hermit not to have absorbed some information about safe sex these days. But, I don't know how to use a condom, what kind of condom works best, is spermicide non-allergenic, etc.

Women have been the ones expected to provide or take responsibility for birth control for way too long. At least all the safe sex is making men take their cock in hand and do something about it too. But, that doesn't mean women are ok to just lie back and leave it to them. Whatever your pleasure, use his tool the right way.