When I Finish Writing this Column...
Originally posted to Adult BackWash, my weekly column was Bait and Switch: Wednesday September 04, 2002
When I finish writing this column I'm going to strip off my clothes, all of them.
First, my shirt, just pull it off over my head and let it fall to the bed. I won't bother with the buttons. Next, the bra, its tight and confining. Today it left a crease in my skin, right under my breast. I guess its time I bought some new bras. Maybe something red and slinky with matching panties.
I like stripping off the top first. I like my breasts, seeing them, holding them. I have large, round, smooth and silky-skinned breasts. More than a handful for my hands.
I'll pull off my pants and toss them onto the bed too. I wore jeans today. Jeans can be confining too. It's always so nice to get them off. My panties will follow. I wore pink cotton panties today, nice for the humid summer day.
Then I'll be naked. The house is dark. The hallway will be softly dark and quiet. I like stepping out into the hall, knowing there is some small chance someone will come out and see me. In about 5 seconds I will be in the bathroom. Often, I will stop to admire my breasts in the mirror before I get the shower water running.
Once the water is nice and hot and the steam has begun leaking out through the shower curtain, I'll step into the shower. My soap and shampoo are already there. I have a delicious vanilla shampoo and conditioner I've been using lately.
Standing in the water, I'll get wet all over. I like to have the water run in my face and down my body. Washing off the day.
I always wash my hair first. My hair is long and curly, it takes a bit of time to wash and rinse it. Usually I shampoo it twice. I'll run my fingers through the wet hair and rub my scalp. When I use the conditioner I like to finger comb it through my hair.
I'll start washing my body then. I'll squirt soap into the palm of my hand, rub my hands together and spread soapy lather over my chest and breasts first. Under the breasts, over them and then down my belly. I lather up my arms and legs and stretch to reach my back. Then, my neck, face and my behind. Last, I wash my pussy. Its much simpler with the shower hose, that kind that you can pull it around and rinse up close. I like to be sure I wash all the soap out of every nook and cranny.
Once I'm squeaky clean, I'll have an all over rinse. If I were in a hurry or tired I'd just get out at that point. But, tonight, I'll take some time to enjoy the water. I love having hot, pulses of water massaging and pouring down my back. I know some women like to have pulses of water in other places. Not me. For me its much more sensual for the water to run over my back, getting all those good spots.
When I've had enough I will turn off the water, drip dry a few seconds and wring water out of my hair. I'll step out of the shower, carefully. I don't want to slip on the floor in my bare, wet feet. I almost never use a towel to dry off. I like being wet, my skin all slippery and shiny with water droplets. Back, down the hall, naked and wet. In my bedroom, I will put on a nightie. Tonight I have picked out something pretty and pink, left over from my honeymoon.
So, that's what I'll be doing when I finish writing this column.
