Bitching the Net
Originally posted to Adult BackWash: Tuesday October 29, 2002
I was messaged out of the blue while downloading a file on a site with a chat feature. I hadn't even realized it was there until the little window popped up. As soon as I read the standard "asl?" I knew it was yet another troll expecting me to amuse him. I've been online long enough to know better. I'm past hunting for male companionship on the Internet, no, I just bait the trolls...
asl?
What?
Age sex location?
I'm female.
Got a pic?
A picture you mean? No, I don't have anything scanned.
What do you look like?
Brunette, blue eyes, 5'4, 130 lbs.
What are your measurements?
I have big tits. My bra size is a D cup. I have a great ass.
My cock is 8 inches. 24m
I'm 37.
That's ok. I love older women.
Editors note: I was so glad it was OK with him.
Really?
Sure.
Why?
They treat me well, buy me things and are great in bed.
Ok. What do they get out of it?
Huh?
What does the woman get out of you?
A great fuck
Are you sure?
What?
Are you sure the woman gets a great fuck? Couldn't she pick up some other boy and get a better fuck? Do you have references from women you have fucked in the past?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Nothing. You started this conversation. I'm just trying not to get bored.
Bitch!
Editors note: Somehow they get upset when I don't co-operate with their whole image of the Internet as a place to pick up women. Still amazes me how they really expect every woman they message to be desperate and drooling all over them, eager for phone or cyber sex. Like we can't do better than some other woman's left over crumbs or an overly eager beaver boy.
One of the many things that bugs me about this dickhead behaviour is the pic collection each of them have from women who might actually be hoping they have met someone who would care about them. But, all these dickheads want is another knotch on their moniter, another female picture to add to the pile they can brag about to the other dickheads later.
Troll baiting is better than just getting mad. For a minute, it's like getting even.
